So we watch 4 or 5 hours of this pointy-bearded stiff parading around in a cadet uniform jerking his baton to the strains of Sousa’s LATEST BIG HIT. The film climaxes with the performance of […]

Willie looks like he’s ordering an gangland-style assasination, but he’s really just mentally gearing up for the “Celebrate America” show.  

Willie is thinking about Regis. Really.